In this Notebook post, we feature some creative responses to the UK Referendum result to leave the European Union.
This is a true story (I read it yesterday)
so this guy, he’s a terrorist, right,
with a West Ham accent!
we can’t shoot him, he should go home
but there he is, claiming he’s got human rights:
got a cat, the cat would die without him,
– took it to the Court of Appeal, they said no,
you still need to go home,
but no – he went to the Top:
the European Court of Human Rights, that’s right,
can you believe it
and they said, fair enough, cat grief is real,
the cat could die
– you can stay.
So we’re paying ten grand per day – per day!
to keep this guy locked up,
with a TV, and a gym and his cat
and that’s why I’m out!
by Jemma Neville
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We’re having a moment
The draft folder empty
How can we un-tag
This ugly profile picture?
Many hits to the homepage
Is there a ‘make us look less racist’ filter?
Mark as junk
Keep scrolling, searching
Block the 140 characters swiping to the right
Unfollow the selfies
Is the UK a parody account
Crowd-funded by fear and mistrust?
Who has the reset password?
It’s been a while since EU last posted
Confusion, panic, embarrassment is now trending
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Plug-in, recharge, disconnect
Brexit gone viral